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A Billion Smithereens

Your Approval Is Not Required, Only Your Attention.

Created on 2007-10-21 19:08:35 (#14081096), last updated 2009-03-14

62 comments received, 21 comments posted

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Name:1b_smithereens
Birthdate:12-11
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I was born in Central Pennsylvania. I left and then moved back because the cost of living is cheaper and this is where professional hacks go to die.

In 1998 I wrote the Slacker-beloved novel "The Gravity of Probability" and am still under contract for a follow-up. If I don't rub out another self-indulgent, emo quasi-biography for the kids in the next 9 months, I will never work in that industry again.

Right now, it's called "A Billion Smithereens" and it should be done soon. I promise, Madame Editrix.

For money, I produce local commercials for car dealers, law firms, car dealers, regional retailers, car dealers and car dealers. To keep sane, I make little art films, teach at a community college (sometimes), and pretend to be far more important than I am around people I couldn't care less about.

I keep this journal because I want to. Just remember that your approval is not required, just your attention. And even that is negotiable.
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Schools:

Central Dauphin East Junior High School - Harrisburg, PA (1983 - 1986)
Central Dauphin High School - Harrisburg, PA (1986 - 1989)
Harrisburg Arts Magnet School - Harrisburg, PA (1988 - 1989)
University of Southern California, School of Cinematic Arts - Los Angeles, CA (1989)
Harrisburg Area Community College - Harrisburg, PA (1990 - 1993)
Millersville University - Millersville, PA (1994 - 1995)
Penn State University - State College - State College, PA (1995 - 2000)
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